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Join To Dave Esl Cafe

As students of English faculty, we need to have a good English. We not only learn at campus but we should learn from other sources too. As we know, English is international language, so there are many forum that use to learn English. One of them is Dave ESL cafe. This forum is so good and has many members. Beside that, it is also suitable for the learner who learn English as foreign language.

To join this forum we need internet. You can go to cyber net, hotspot, or by using modem. Beside that, you also need laptop or computer. You also can use handphone, but not all hand phone can open this forum. And the last is e-mail. This forum need our email to send the verification.

How to join it? OK, I will tell you. First, open the Google then enter the key word "Dave ESL Cafe". After that we enter the next page, there are many choices. You should choose Dave's ESL Cafe's Student Discussion Forums. There are many forums such as : health, vegetarian, learning English and many others. To learn more about English, we should choose "Learning English" forum.

After that click the register that located at the right top of page. After that, we will find the page says "Registration Agreement Terms". You read it first. After you read it, you match it with your age. If you over or exactly 13 years of age, you should choose "I Agree to these terms and am over or exactly 13 years of age".

After that, we will face with the next page. It is "Registration Information". You fill the registration information completely. After you fill it, it will send the verification to your email. Next, you check your email. You will receive the verification email.
You should reply it. after that, if you try to log in but you can not log in, its mean you should wait a few days. Commonly, the process need three days to log in the forum.

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On Speeding Raid

When I still at the first class of senior high school, there was a drama class. It is one of the extracurricular that provided by my school. It did not hold at school but in Taman Budaya which far from my house and also so far from my school. However, I was very interested for this extracurricular class. So, even though it was far, I still followed this class.
I went there with my friend by rided a motorcycle. Actually, both of us did not have rider license, and also did not like wear standard helmet, but we reckless to go there. There was many polices at the road. I and my friend so worry about it. We only hoped there was no raid. When we saw the police from far away, we always rided motorcycle near the car in order to the police could not see us.
One day, when we on the way to go home, we were caught by traffic jam. There was a police who regulated road. We felt so worry because we did not wear standard helmet. We rided motorcycle near the car, but unfortunately it was very jammed. We could not move our motorcycle to go far from the police. The police came to us and took my motorcycle key. Then, he asked us to go to his post office which not far from us.
When we arrived at the office, we left our motorcycle at there without talked first with the police. We went not far from from the office. I checked my wallet to look for the vehicle registration, but I could not find it. We became more afraid, and did not brave to go to the office. The police looked at for us from faraway. I thought he must confused with what I and my friend did.
After quite long we did not come to the office, the police called us again. I and my friend went to him with full of worry. At there, he did not ask about rider license and vehicle registration, but he let us go. I did not know why he let us go, maybe because he yarned for us. He just gave us an advice that we should wear standard helmet. We were so thank for him. After that day, I and my friend always wear standard helmet.

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The Worst Night

On Tuesday November 11th 2009 at 10.00 pm, I was just finished my class. At the halte, my boyfriend was waiting for me. He wanted to borrow my flash disk and picked me up too. Then, we went to my home together, but we were caught by rain on the way. So, we took shelter in a small shop. After about 30 minutes, we decided to continue our trip to my home.
After we arrived at my home, we felt hungry. We decided to eat noodle. Because there was no noodle in my house, we bought the noodle at the small market. We cooked and ate it together. When we ate the noodle, there was rain, so hard rain. Until we finished eating the noodle, it was still raining. So, we waited until the rain stopped. Eventually, the rain did not stop. So, I should let him go even though my heart said no.
It was dark and raining. After about an hour I was still waiting for his message. Suddenly, I got a call from from unknown number. It was from a man, he told me that my boyfriend got an accident and he was in the hospital. I was so shocked and felt so sad.
After heard that, I woke my parents up and told about it. I and my parents went to hospital. At there, I saw him and his parents. He lied down without energy. I came closer to him and wiped and cleaned up his pains. I stayed there until at 06.00 pm and then went home.

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Revenge Of A Monkey

Are you afraid with monkey? How if suddenly the monkey come to you and climb your body? A nasty one too!
My parents just came home and took a little monkey. My mother said it from Kakap. My sister were happy but I’m not. I don’t know why I don’t like monkey. Fortunately, there was no cage in my house. So, we gave the monkey to my uncle who lived not far from my house. My uncle’s family were happy for it and they also had the cage to the monkey.
The monkey save in the cage which put in front of my uncle’s house. So, when I came to my uncle’s house, I always passed the monkey. My naughty desire appeared, I bothered the monkey. I shocked the monkey and made the monkey felt so angry. However the monkey could not do anything for me because it in the cage. After that, I laughed at it and left the monkey.
One day, the monkey escaped it self from the cage. The monkey run to the higher place. My uncle’s family called the monkey and asked the monkey to went back but the monkey did not care with them. I did not know the monkey escaped from the cage. Like usual, I came to my uncle’s house. However, suddenly the monkey came to me and climbed my body. I did not know where the monkey came from. I could not avoid it again, I only could shouted and cried. I felt so shocked and afraid. Fortunately, others came soon and took the monkey into cage.
After that, they calm me and also laughed at me. I felt so annoyed with them. They said that I made the monkey went back. After that I realized, I thought the monkey revenge with me. That is why when the monkey saw me, it direct to came to me to reply the revenge all this time.

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'His words SIMPLE, DIFFICULT express'

We all Knew it is hard to say 'I LOVE YOU' to Someone we love. Maybe you wondered in your heart you own, why is very hard to say three words to the people we love? Though he was already in front of our eyes. And many more questions what, why, how, and others who are in our minds.

I understand how difficult it is to say three words. Moreover, if someone had already penetrated into our souls. Finally a make ourselves hard to eat, insomnia, restless, often not the concentration, whatever it is. Who are in our thoughts and ourselves is think he's a. But, I want you to know that those feelings must be expressed. The reasons are:

1. In order for us to be relieved and not constantly haunted by a sense of curiosity.
2. In order for him to know our true feelings.
3. So we also know how much guts and courage we had in revealing something.
4. For him to be our life partner.
5. In order for someone to be encouragement of our lives.

If you already understand the reason, surely there are still other reasons. Maybe you or her feel that something like this:
1. Very Shy.
Let alone tell me love, he addressed it, we are still without a word and instantly we become rosy cheeks. This property should we get rid of immediately. If we are ready and intentions, he's facing right now. You inhale deeply as possible, he said with simple words, hi. And do not forget to smile.

2. Not sure he has the same feelings with us.
If we have a feeling this one, then we should find out first. One way is to approach friends. Start by talking to ordinary. Do not directly ask about him. Do not forget also, paste the questions about her conversations among you. Keep menyakan not too much so they did not suspect.

3. He was popular and became an idol.
Very hard to get closer to us that being an idol around it. He always had many friends, the center of attention, and always seemed busy with all her friends are. Try to be friends with him first, and start member little attention to him so he feels happy to be with you.

4. Type 'difficult'.
The point is he could be a quiet person, or very ignorant, or very cold, or very relaxed, or something else. The trick is that we can balance the character alone. Guaranteed to get attention. For example, he ignored the man, then we have to balance it with a bit serious, a little more carefully, and be a reminder.

5. Prestige.
Do not have a character like this if you want to get it. If it had seized them, you can cry later.

6. Difference in degree.
One thing you must know, it was just a man-made degrees, can be changed if our minds are all open. Love knows no degree.

7. Fear of being laughed at a friend.
We are not afraid to be ridiculed by them. They sneer or laugh at us does not mean they do not provide support. Positive thinking just that they are just happy to know we are weird for falling in love again.

8. Fear of rejection.
Do not be afraid, ya.. Whose name is love, there are only two possibilities, accepted or rejected. Let's face it first, just accept the fact.

So, for our courage is not faded by the points above, ye shall know when and how to say those three magic words.
1. Make sure he's single.
2. When she is happy or vulnerable because of their broken love.
3. Try to go for both him alone.
4. The existence of special moments like Prom Nite, New Year's Eve, birthday parties, etc.

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WOULD YOU BE MY VALENTINE ??

Guys, I'm sure all of you knew about Valentine Day, but not all people care about Valentine's Day. However, for ypu who want to have
Valentine's impressive, I'm going to tell you some tips taht can make your Valentine's to be very special. Do you want to know? Let's check it out.

1. Cool
Cool here does not mean fresh as a refrigerator. The point here is that these attitudes often more noticed by others. And also tend to prefer that we resolve this one

2. Be Yourself
You do not think you are cool attitude like this, you really become the person that you calm down and eliminate the actual identity. As long as you know only yourself to become more palatable. A person will also receive our more advanced it is when our own

3. Neat and Clean
If you have to be cool and be yourself, but when you are dirty, there will be no also glanced at you. Even my friends and companions, they were also reluctant to want to close to you.

4. Smart
Intelligent person, visible from the way he spoke, the way he saw, how to give an opinion, her body language, and others. So, fill your head with knowledge in order not to miss any information. A lot of reading and visiting new places to add to our knowledge.

If all these requirements have you met, then you also have the conditions to be able to take her out to the show valentine.
1. Single
If you're not alone, or already have a partner, there is nobody who will ask you out

2. Cute
Cute is relative. If you have fulfilled all the requirements of the above, but if you're not cute, you'll look cute too.

3. Approach
You find out your hobbies and favorite. If you are close to the him, then try to approach your friend and also his friends.

4. Small Gifts
If you want to make your boyfriend, you try to give small gifts as a sign of your attention to him. The goal here is accepted that the opportunity for you to be his girlfriend to grow.

5. Give Signal
He will never invite you out if he did not know whether we like it or not. Send him an sms, give him a small concerns, or just to say hello to him.

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Never get a date?? Or confuse how to get a date?
OK guys, I will give you some advice to get a date…
Let me tell you…
First, you should select your target. You should make sure who the target that you really have chemistry with his/her. Then, you should looking for the information about her/him. You collect the information as much as possible, what does he/she like, hobby, favorite food, favorite film, or other things that you think important or something that you think can help you to get closer with your target.
After that, you should make your target interested to you by smile at your target, give a little attention to your target or other things. After your target interested to you, you should introduce your self to your target. Or if you shy to introduce your self to your target, you can ask your friend to introduce yor self to your target. After that you should give intensive attention to your target by often send messages, call by phone, often comment in her/his statues or other things that can show your care for him/her. By your attention, your target could know that you like his/her. It’s the time,, invite your target to have a date. Because this is you first date, you should choose the casual date, don’t go to the romantic place because it can make she/he think you as playboy/playgirl. You can go to a cafe, a book shop or watching movie. After this, its up to you to tell to your target that you love him/her.
That’s all,,
Thanks for reading….